You and your kids will love these 25 Cute Christmas Jokes For Kids!
Toss these in your advent calendar, have your Elf on the Shelf share a few, or just bust out randomly on the drive home from school. You could also print each of the images below and pop in a frame to display at your kiddos’ breakfast each day over the holidays!
All of these jokes are kid-friendly and pretty cute. Enjoy!
What does an elf learn in school?
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, dear
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank
A gingerbread man goes to the doctor and complains that his knee is sore.
Doc says, ‘Did you try icing it?’
What do you call Frosty the Snowman when he’s last in the race?
Frosty the Slow-man
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer
What do you call a snowman in summer?
What does Santa say in a race?
What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells! Jungle Bells!
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread, of course
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten! One to change the bulb and nine more to stand on each other’s shoulders.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Just chill out!
What is Frosty’s favourite part of school?
Snow and Tell
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
You nurse them back to elf
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping
Yah. Yah Who?
Wow! You’re really excited about Christmas!
What body part do you only see at Christmas?
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy
What’s Santa’s favourite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jolly
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